Will Sloan's Wonder Emporium

...is a phantasmogorically magical, whimsically supercolossal, extravagoutlandishly megaspectacularawesometastic candyland for boys and girls of all ages. It is also an ongoing Tumblr full of the sights and sounds that bring a smile to Will's weary, jaded face. WILL SLOAN took a good, long look at his Twitter account and said, "Y'know, I'm not being narcissistic and self-indulgent enough." He is a writer who can sometimes be found in Toronto. He met Dolph Lundgren once. He also lives at Twitter.com/WillSloanEsq